Customer: "I had some work on done on the computer today and now I can't log in."
Me: "What kind of work was done and what do you see on the screen."
Customer: "I'm not sure what they did, but all I see is the Window's logo bouncing around my screen."
Me: "Shake your mouse."
Customer: "Shake my mouse?"
Me: "Yep. I relieves pent up frustration and..."
Customer: In a surprised voice "I'll be damned."
Me: "...has the added benefit of cancelling screen savers."
Customer: "I've never seen that before."
Me: "No worries. That is why we are here. Can I help you with anything else?"
Customer: "Nope that'll do it. Have a great day!"
Me: "You to."
Sometimes the customers are fun to talk to.