A lady calls him up and she is in a panic.
Customer: "Oh my god. Please help me. The police are going to come get me.
Technician: "What seems to be the problem."
Customer: "I got a message on my computer. I'm going to go to jail. I just know it."
Technician: "What message did you get."
She is almost crying at this point.
Customer: "The computer gave me a message saying that I have performed an illegal operation and my computer will be shutdown. What do I do?"
She has obviously had a few to many run ins with the law.
Have a Happy New Year everyone!