I started this instant messaging conversation with my son on a Saturday afternoon. He had spent the night at a friend's house and was still there.
Me: You are going to church with us tomorrow.
Dearth: Didn't really plan on it
Me: It was a statement not a question. If you look closely you will find a period after the word "tomorrow".
Dearth: Oh yeah I just read the first word wrong lol
Me: Yes, the "you" comes before the "are" in my statement. ;p
Dearth: Damn :p
He went to church the next day.
1 month ago