We've been getting a rash of storms over the last few days. It will be bright and sunny one moment and five minutes later the sky darkens and rain falls in sheets.
Deb and I were leaving a store and it was already raining. I asked her if she wanted me to get the car and meet her at the door. I'm a good husband and I do things like that.
"No. I won't melt".
We took about ten steps and God tried. The rain fell in buckets and we were both soaked by the time we got into the car.
"You just had to say it didn't you?"