Hair Cuts

Dearth and I went to get haircuts.  I was getting a little shaggy and Dearth needed a trim badly.

"But, Daaad I don't want to get it cut."  I replied "You don't have to get it all chopped off, but I am getting tired of you looking like one of the Lorax's trees."

"So have them trim it or I swear I'll spray paint it pink and make you wear a fake moustache."

Mom would have liked it shorter, but it did look more like hair when the stylist was finished.  His only comment was "I liked her.  She didn't talk much."